My Very First Eye Exam

As I type this, my eyes are dilated. So, if I misspell something you'll understand.

I am now in need of glasses according to my right eye. Well, actually, according to my eye doctor. My eye doesn't tell me anything.

I am to pick up my new glasses in a couple of weeks. If you know anything about me, you know that I am not someone who likes brand names or other words on my stuff. I like things plain and simple. To me, that makes something beautiful.....it's simplicity. Anyway, just so you know, my glasses will be the exception to this rule. Simply because I like the size, shape, fit and the way they make me look....I will be the not so proud owner and wearer of eye glasses with the name of "Juicy" something. I think it's couture or something. Never heard of it but I'm told that they are very expensive glasses. We have great insurance so I'm not bothered by this. I am although, bothered by the fact that I'll be wearing something called "juicy".


So, what have I learned today?


1. I look good in glasses, even if they are juicy.
2. My pupils being enlarged like this makes me look like a cartoon character.
3. I'm not going blind.
4. My eye doctor is great! ;)